Dan: Some dude tried to break in last night at like 2am, but I was on the comp and it's like right beside the window so I heard the guy.
Dan: Anyways, I grabbed the folding chair and as soon as he was like halfway through I beat the shit out of him.
Dan: So he's laying here unconscious and I call the cops. Once they get here, they search him and look at what shit he had.
Dan: 8 track tape (unlabeled), Flashlight (no batteries), Half eaten box of Fig Newtons, Measuring tape, Instructions to "Monopoly."
Roy: Dude, you fucking killed MacGyver!